Jay Ho, Anaamat!
Posted by vicharak1
Location: Amdavad railway station
A well dressed passenger with VIP suitcases and family in tow, children happily chatting away in Convent corrupted English enters the coach and finds to his horror that their seats are occupied by not so upper class, ordinary mortal. They refuse to vacate the seats, so the the TTE is summoned.
Gentleman: We had come to Amdavad to participate in Patidar Anaamat Andolan. These are my reserved seats. here are the tickets (shows his iPhone 6+ to the TTE.)
TTE asks the family occupying the seats for tickets. He pulls out a crumpled set of tickets from his pocket but no reservation is mentioned on it.
TTE to gentleman: I cannot ask them to vacate the seats.
Gentleman: But I have reservation!
TTE: Only this morning, government of Bharat convinced about the absurdity of reservations, has decided to do away with reservations and quota in every sphere of life- education, housing, food subsidy, jobs, cinema halls, railway trains, etc. Sorry.
TTE walks away.
Passengers on the platform: Jay Ho, Anaamat!